PRETTY BOI AIN’T SO PRETTY NO MORE. The hockey Gods giveth and the hockey Gods taketh away.
Game of Thrones inspired NHL banners, courtesy Habs Laughs.
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I hate that the Toronto Maple Leafs goal song is the Harlem Shake. What the fuck.
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My fucking god, listening to hockey tv personalities try and make determinations about whether a goal is good or not is like listening to the seagulls in Finding Nemo.
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Colby Armstrong was on the Jay and Dan Podcast this week. One of the top personalities in hockey. Trust me, its a rare thing. If you’re feeling deprived, give it a listen here.
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Beer sales have been negetively effected by the lockout. Shit is getting biblical.
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There is a big gaping hole in my heart where the NHL used to be BEFORE THEY BROKE MY SOUL.
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“You don’t tug on superman’s cape,
You don’t spit into the wind,
You don’t give Kopitar a break-away,
Especially in overtime.”
James Duthie is a poet.
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STANLEY CUP BRACKET PREDICTIONS
italics = predicted winner of matchup
1ST ROUND
EAST
New York Rangers (1) vs Ottawa Senators (8)
Boston Bruins (2) vs Washington Capitals (7)
Florida Panthers (3) vs New Jersey Devils (6)
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) vs Philadelphia Flyers (5)
WEST
Vancouver Canucks (1) vs Los Angeles Kings (8)
St Louis Blues (2) vs San Jose Sharks (7)
Pheonix Coyotes (3) vs Chicago Blackhawks (6)
Nashville Predators (4) vs Detroit Redwings (5)
2ND ROUND
EAST
Boston Bruins (2) vs Ottawa Senators (8)
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) vs New Jersey Devils (6)
WEST
Vancouver Canucks (1) vs Chicago Blackhawks (6)
St Louis Blues (2) vs Nashville Predators (4)
CONFERENCE FINALS
EAST
Boston Bruins (2) vs Pittsburgh Penguins (4)
WEST
Vancouver Canucks (1) vs Nashville Predators (4)
STANLEY CUP FINALS
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) vs Vancouver Canucks (1)
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NHL DRAFT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
*%(#^&%(_#$&)*%@!!!!!!!
Come on, Burkie, make some good moves!!!
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!
p.s. excited about the jean-micheal liles trade. they had the opportunity to pick him up earlier, wonder why Burke held off until now.
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So pumped kaberle got a cup, after 12 seasons of putting up with fans that repeatedly hung him out to dry, and a management team who didn’t believe in him. Fuck the haters, kaba deserves this.




