Eat only live wasps for two weeks
Have your mouth sewn shut for 36 hours
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Arthur William Russell
do my eyes deceive me? a nice anon??
you remind me of something.
Give me Newt over Rosie any day. At least he’s kind of entertaining. That bitch is insufferable.
Plus, Newt’s prostate is probably fuckin huge.
if this is edgy then edgy has lost its edge.
Fuck tumblr why won’t you let me post gifs of cats on roombas and a nipple-tweaking mitt romney.