January 2012
would you rather...
Eat only live wasps for two weeks
OR
Have your mouth sewn shut for 36 hours
?
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Arthur William Russell
Your page is amazing, I love it!
do my eyes deceive me? a nice anon??
you fucking suck.
your welcome.
no shit edgy has lost its edge. people think it's cool so they constantly try and show how edgy they are, trying to outdo one another til they end up rotting in a hole. and before that they are miserable anyway. it's stupid. i don't care about your this or that scenarios that are filling up my dash. i don't care if you roll around in a maggot pit rubbing dead rat entrails on yourself while drinking fermented vomit, or decide to go with something equally stupid instead.
you remind me of something.
Would you rather have to try and find Newt Gingrich's prostate or eat Rosie O'Donnell's cunt (after a hot summer day) for an hour?
Give me Newt over Rosie any day. At least he’s kind of entertaining. That bitch is insufferable.
Plus, Newt’s prostate is probably fuckin huge.
are you desperately trying to come up with "shocking" scenarios to appear edgy? that would be funny now wouldn't it.
if this is edgy then edgy has lost its edge.
Fuck tumblr why won’t you let me post gifs of cats on roombas and a nipple-tweaking mitt romney.
